From the beginning of time movies have displayed the ideal couple. Little girls have grown up watching Prince Charming romantically sweep his Princess of their feet and carry them off to a magical place. I think it is safe to say that we often daydream about our ideal man and wish we had our own Prince Charming to fall madly in love with.
This...for me.....didn't arrive until I was 17. Most of you are probably thinking, "You are still young and you don't know what love is." First off, I never understood that. I mean who are you to tell me how I feel about someone? Secondly, do you really think age defines love? Just because you may be 3 years older than me does not give you the right to tell me you know more about something. Anyway, not the point. The point is all I have ever wanted was a guy who would appreciate me for my loud and crazy self. I went through most of high school with all of my best friends dating and hooking up, while I say in the background just listening to their stories. And to be honest, it sucked. I mean I really didn't want to listen to their relationship drama or their hot hook up stories. Way to make me feel like shit.
So when I finally met him, it was the most amazing feeling ever. And for once, all of those girls didn't have someone. It was like I was the star attention and it felt damn good. Here is why he stole my heart.
1.) He bought me flowers.
2.) He held my hand down the halls.
3.) He brushed away the tears from my face when I cried.
4.) He caressed my hair when I snuggled with him.
5.) He knew how to make me laugh and smile.
6.) He told me he loved me.
It seemed fabulous at the time right? I mean when he told me he loved me we were in a tent and all cozy and it was just the right moment. But just as soon as he stole my heart, he broke it just as quickly.
1.) The flowers he gave me were ones given to him by someone else.
2.) He only held my hand for a few seconds and let go.
3.) Even though he brushed the tears form my face, he was the cause for many of them.
4.) We barely snuggled because everytime I asked him to go out, he would always say no. In the 5 months we dated, we went on a date twice.
5.) He made me laugh but he also made me angry.
6.) He lied when he said he loved me...and he told me that on a text.
And #7 the biggest douchbaggery move of them all.
7.) He broke up with me on my 18th birthday.
You are probably all saying to yourselves, how can you still be into this guy? He was an ass whole. That's not even the half of it. he never congratulated me when i got valedictorian..or voted for that matter. He called me clingy when all i asked was to see a movie. He ignored my texts, he never called me and never said sweet things to me (I even set him up for nice comments. I made it easy for him). The point of the matter is, when he broke up with me, i thought my world had ended. And it did for a bit. I fell hard for him and put my 100% into that relationship when all he did was 5%.
Here is the thing about jerks ladies, you think they are amazing and you think your friends love him too, but once you break up you realize how everyone hated him. You also realize he was a player and made you look like a fool. You also realize that even though he hurt you so much, you still love him.
I spent hours thinking about this guy and wanting him back when really I know I deserve so much better than that shithead. But they are right, your first love is always hardest to forget. Which is why you need to remember these tips for getting over him.
1.) Hagen Dais will cure only 30% of your heartache.
2.) Often, carbs will cure the other 70% (for once stop worrying about your weight and indulge in some calories).
3.) Don't sink to his level of low. Then you would be a skeezebag.
4.) Dress in really hot clothes for the next week and post pictures of yourself on fb and twitter, with captions like "Regret it?"
5.) Delete all profile pictures of you and him and put up on fantastic single photo of you now.
6.) take back the birthday present you bought him but never got around to giving because he was always away.
Thing to Avoid:
DONT GO FB STATUS CRAZY OR TWEET ABOUT IT! Don't be the fucking bitch who drives everyone mad with her constant updates. Its tacky, lowly and really makes you look like a pathetic looser.
So, pull out your Hagen dais and loaf of bread and have a bonding sesh with yourself. You will get over it. Trust me. You will find a guy who will treat you much better than he did. one who will treat you with respect and make you feel like the only girl in the world. He will love you and mean it. Don't let your first love be your last. He wasn't worth it.
And that's life....according to Allie.
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